if this weekend consists of beer, park laps, and homies, I will be happy.
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
I know the best way to make the bad thoughts disappear, but not sure if I will bring myself to do it
It’s been a day and I miss him the way I did when I was at school for a week. I can’t decide if I’m being extremely selfish or should be thankful for this feeling.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.